This is pretty old now, but for those who haven't seen it it's too good to miss. The stills are from a bootleg DVD of the latest Star Wars movie, with subtitles retranslated from the Chinese. Courtesy of winterson.com.
'This is where the fun begins'
'Let them pass between us'
'R2, do you read me?'
'Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our speciality'.
'General Grievous. You're shorter than I expected'.
'Runway dead ahead!'
'Fear of loss is the path to the Dark Side'.
'Jedi Council' = 'Presbyterian Church'
'Stand back! I will deal with this Jedi slime myself'.
'Bring peace to the Galaxy'.
'I have the high ground!'